#38

#37

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do

#36

"I dreamt of phonetic elephants."
"What do they sound like?"
"Arbitrary."
"Not nasal?"

#35

The first song is scarily apt. We're all screwed.

#34

Modern pederasty; English school boys. What's not to love?

#33

The reason I don't do very well in history.

And oh, must you?

There are many people in the world who are somewhat odd. There are, for instance, those who prefer their bath water to be cold rather than hot. And there are perhaps still those who believe in Alex Hleb.

#32

A very kickass beginning to a pretty cool book (unearthed mainly due to masochism):

The golden age of cultural theory is long past. The pioneering works of Jacques Lacan, Claude Lévi-Strauss, Louis Althusser, Roland Barthes, and Michel Foucault are several decades behind us. So are the path-breaking early writings of Raymond Williams, Luce Irigaray, Pierre Bourdieu, Julia Kristeva, Jacques Derrida, Hélène Cixous, Jurgen Habermas, Frederic Jameson, and Edward Said. Not much that has been written since has matched the ambitiousness and originality of these founding mothers and fathers. Some have been struck down. Fate pushed Roland Barthes under a Parisian laundry van, and afflicted Michel Foucault with Aids. It dispatched Lacan, Williams and Bourdieu, and banished Louis Althusser to a psychiatric hospital for the murder of his wife. It seemed that God was not a structuralist.

Oh dead puppies :(

Also penning a continuation to the wandering semi-colon/semi-colon wandering meanwhile. Another story lost in misinterpretation.