#27

A toast to disillusionists: the result of late-night essaying. (You've got one twin on Coleridge, the other on syntactical structures, 3am):

twin(1): i think the lit theorists and the grouchy grammarians should have a fist fight
twin(2): HAAHAHHAHAHA
twin(1): i think the french theorists will win
twin(1): cos the ggs are hardworkingly laboured!
twin(1): then derrida will put them down with just ONE BLOWWWW
twin(1): like I DECONSTRUCT YOU!
twin(2): i see my prof the EFFORTLESS way she draws um um TREES
twin(2): no lah the ggs will see through the smoke and mirrors of the blowupdoll theorists!
twin(2): it'll prob be a draw
twin(2): they'll all be disillusioned, heck the world! then sit down and have beers
twin(1): hahaha so cute!
twin(1): or ciderrr
twin(2): cider!
twin(2): sounds cosier
twin(2): then they'll be new bffs and go torment the poor phonologists or smth
twin(2): -hugs the phonologists-
twin(1): awww! GO GO GO : )
twin(2): HAHAAHHAHA YOU MEAN
twin(1): then they can argue about the schwa, but the theorists will be commenting that reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics and all that fluffy stuff, then they'll conclude nothing really exists, not even the questionable schwa
twin(1): then our dear disillusioned phonologists too?
twin(2): haha yeah! more ppl for the alcohol/cider gang
twin(1): or drugs
twin(2): but they wont let the like pol sci ppl join or smth
twin(1): coleridge can sing them happy tunes, or read kubla khan
twin(2): not bad enough
twin(2): the geog ppl!
twin(2): um
twin(1): and they can have an ORGY with all the freudian signs
twin(2): AHAHAHHA
twin(2): really man i think when we're sleepy and stressed we come up with weird stuff. we should write a poem about that one day, it'll be the next big thing i tell you
twin(1): then we can be the NEW LIT CRIT MOVEMENT
twin(2): they destroy all the rest and liberate the students
twin(1): the disillusionists
twin(2): hahahahahaha
twin(2): disillusionists!